Monday, August 22, 2011

From the FB World

Facebook is a lovely little thing.  But it does have it's drawbacks.  I post little things that my kids, particularly Rohan, says, but there they sit, being stacked upon by all the busy-ness of Facebook (and occasionally I say something funny I want to remember too).  I'll never find them again.  So, I'm going to post some of those things on here so they are a little more accessible and easier to remember.  This might be a really long post, or maybe it will encompass several posts, but either way, I want them recorded.    Enjoy...




Rohan sees Brynja getting sleepy in the car, leans over to her to sing her a song and leans back to me, "Mom, I forgot that song, what's It called... 'Baby in a tree'?
Me: 'Rock a bye baby'?
Rohan: "Yeah, rock a bye baby..." and he leans over and start singing it to Brynja. So cute.
May 17 at 1:00pm

I owe a public apology to my daughter, Brynja Leigh. I wrongfully accused her of throwing my cell phone charger in the garbage, when really I just moved it into her room to listen to Pandora while I was cleaning one time and I... ahem... forgot.

Sorry, baby girl.
August 17 at 9:37am

Dear Tuesday,
You might be my favorite day of the week for the simple fact that you are not Monday.
Affectionately,
Clancy
August 16 at 3:39pm

"Today was more awesome then a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion in outer space." ....Today hasn't necessarily been that awesome, but this quote had to be stolen from my friend, Dan's status. HA!!
May 17 at 1:00pm

Rohan declared that because it was SUCH a nice day, we HAVE to have a "pigNic"! He got out the blanket, spread it carefully, grabbed the basket I store plastic-wear in, and grabbed a handfull of pretzels. Then he asked me if I'd like him to make me a PBJ.

That's what I call a Motherhood Prize... Happy Mother's Day to me!
May 05, 2011


Rohan: Mom, why is it that farmers get to have all this lucky stuff?
April 25 at 5:53pm

You know your baby has three older siblings when she toots and then laughs while she looks up to see who's laughing with her.
April 19 at 10:05am

Dear Stranger Who Knocked at My Door-
You are weird. When you knock and get no answer, why do you feel like it's ok to open up my door and put a business card *inside* my house in my daughter's shoe asking me if I want to sell my car? I feel a little violated. Maybe I should lock my door at 10:30 am more often? Thanks for the heads up, crazy.

Sincerely,
Clancy
March 3 at 12:04pm

I gotcha this time, Dinner. HAHA!! I planned for the whole week and you're so done. I'll see you tomorrow in some split-pea soup.
February 16 at 12:19am

Rohan @ lunch says to me... Mom, you're just a little bit old.

Me... Oh? Just a little bit?

Rohan, in clarification... Yeah, just *barely* old.


February 10 at 1:09pm

Teaching my baby girl the fine art of sitting by the heater. She's so precious... and heat seeking.
February 9 at 8:39am

Just met a little girl named clancy. It was a little surreal, like I was observing some younger version of myself.
February 4 at 3:14pm

had to share from my brother's status update... Taylor, you're hilarious.

"...and ya know, dentists need to invent a keyboard to type on while your mouth is jacked open so you can still communicate!!! haha
Dentist - "oh, how are you doin, doin ok?"
Me - "hhcccchhhaaaaalllaaaaaawaancchhhhaa"
Dentist - "o good,... let me know if it hurts"
Me - "hhhrrraaaachchhahaaa
February 2 at 11:48am

Rohan: I can't believe its still snowy and it's already a different week.
January 20 at 4:09pm

Curse the traffic engineers who decided to change Holmes' traffic pattern. May your dogs get fleas and your cats throw-up on your pillow. And if you don't have pets, traffic engineers, I curse you to run out of windshield washer fluid while driving in Utah!
January 8 at 2:22pm

Rohan says to me, totally randomly: Mom, some day I want to go to a Massage Factory.

Me, stifling laughter: A massage factory?

Rohan: Yeah, you know... one of those places that you get a massage? And it's made of rock on the outside and the inside?

Still not sure what he meant, but man it was funny.
December 11, 2010 at 7:28am

Weather channel app on my phone told me that in @
Atlanta georgia, it was 57 degrees and that it feels like 57 degrees. I told to the phone to find my location..
1 degree, and it feels like -16 degrees. What an awesome day to live in Idaho.
November 24, 2010 at 11:54pm

Baby B cut two teeth, started crawling and took her first steps all in the same week.
November 22, 2010 at 10:01am

Rohan takes a drink of his water thats been in the cold car all night: "this is Brrrzing water, Mom!"

Me: Brrrzing, huh?

Rohan: Yeah feel. (He puts it on my hand) Brrrrr! It's cold!!!

I ♥ Rohan.
November 17, 2010 at 2:16pm

Dear Autumn, thank you for your boastful and lingering display. Do me one favor and tell Winter we could do without the preview of his cold, blustery gifts.
November 8, 2010 at 12:19pm

Rohan... "mom, are we nephites?"

Me..."uhhh... no, not really."

R... "so we're Samaritans?"

Me... "uhhh... no."

R... "so, what are we then?"

Me... "Gentiles?" (Are we?)

R... "but Samaritans talk like this, right? "

Me..."uhhh....what?"

Cutest kid ever.
October 22, 2010 at 3:13pm

Hello friends.
Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to your status, now
back to mine. Sadly, your status isn't mine. But if you stopped posting
other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look
down. Back up. Where are you? You're on Facebook, reading the status
your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook
status looks like this one. I'm in a chair....heyahh!
August 25, 2010 at 9:31am

Clancy...
is a fan of her husband's broad shoulders and extremely tan arms.
August 23, 2010 at 10:39pm

Did you know that there is now a CHOICE of restrooms in my house now!? It's all so awesome.
August 13, 2010 at 12:31am

Brynja rolled over today! Took her time with that one, so Mom was extra excited.
July 30, 2010 at 11:29am

I'm thinking of starting my own business: Professional Time Waster. If you need time wasted, I'm your girl.
July 12, 2010 at 12:31pm



It's going to have to be just these posts for toinght. I'm totally falling asleep at the keyboard. Literally....




Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Hmmm.....

You know what phrase is strange?  "One tough cookie".

Why a cookie?  When cookies get overdone I wouldn't describe them as tough.  I can't think of any situation involving cookies in which I would incorporate the word "tough".  I would be thinking more along the lines of crispy, or blackened, or crunchy. 

"He's one crunchy cookie."

That just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?

It would make more sense to say, "He's one tough steak," or something like that. Don't you think?

"He's one tough piece of leather."

"She's one tough Kevlar suit."

Just a passing thought as I was clearing the dinner dishes tonight...