Everyone close your eyes. No wait. Open them, read this paragraph, and then close your eyes. Now, just picture me catching a football, running some yardage and scoring a sweet touchdown for my team. Now, imagine me dancin' in that end zone! (For those of you who have seen me dance, I'm sorry for that visual. For the rest of you, imagine me as a good dancer, please! Or at least a funny dancer. I guess that first group has that funny dancing image covered.) Ok, now close your eyes. But still read the rest after you get a nice (or dorky) visual.
For reals, I'm not playin' football... although I did play flag football in November with my pal LarLar and a lot of her big friends. I even earned myself a taunt cuz I kept snatching flags or rushing the QB. They called me SoccerMom and told the other team to watch out cuz SoccerMom is goin' home after this and makin' some Rice-A-Roni! But that's another story.
I'm just doing a little dance of joy right now because I FREAKIN' WON!!!!!